Teen Titans - The Ultimate Disney Experience

Teen Titans
—The Ultimate Disney Experience—
Robin’s POV

It had certainly been a fight to get Raven here.  I mean really, who doesn’t want to go on a Disney vacation?  Not to mention, in France.  Hello?  Doesn’t she know this is the country home to the City of Love?  This was supposed to be a charming, not to mention romantic, getaway.

I took the time to find the perfect spot.  As mentioned, we are in France.  At an exact replica of the Beast’s (or if you want to be technical, Prince Adam’s) enchanted castle.  I thought, hey, Raven and Belle have a lot in common.  They are both beautiful (yes, I made sure to mention that), adventurous, book-loving girls who wanted more in life than was offered.

So, yeah.  This vacation was supposed to be a compliment to show her how much I care and admire her.  Heck, I love Raven.  Shouldn’t she be grateful?

However, now probably isn’t exactly the time to be reminding her of this.

“I can’t believe you talked me into this . . .”  If it were possible under the circumstances, I’m sure Raven would be scowling in distaste, eyes emitting deadly beams at me.  Yup, at the very man who wanted nothing more than to give her a magical experience.  Well, now that I think about it., I guess that much came true.

“Well,” I tried to think of a way to diffuse the situation.  There was no reason for both of us to be upset, “there was no mention of turning into inanimate objects at the castle in the pamphlet.”  

“Yeah, probably didn’t go over well with the travel agency.  They must’ve left that part out.”  If it was possible for a piece of jewelry, I’m sure she’d be rolling her eyes right now.  But really, does she have to be that sarcastic?  It’s not like I’m exactly a happy camper either.  

Okay, I take that back.  Raven is almost always sarcastic and I love her witty responses and quips.  But right now?  Really?  

“Well, now that I think about it,” okay, be cool dude, “it did say we would get our ultimate Disney experience . . .”  

“And that didn’t trigger any alarms?!”  Sheesh, she doesn’t have to raise her voice like that.  Talk about uncalled for.

“Nope.”

“Robin, now I’m an accessory!”  So the odds are a little not in our favor.  I mean, what’s new?  

Okay, Robin think.  What would make her happy?  Should I tell her I think she’s pretty right now?

No, best not.  She’d probably snap some of my teeth off.  Oh, I’m a comb right now.  Like I said, not too fond of the present situation.

Time for Plan B.

“Well, there’s only one thing we can do now.”  I should totally be more suave.  Hold it together, man.

“And that would be . . . ?”  Deadpan response.  I should’ve known.  Does she have so little faith in me?  Well, let’s see how this goes:

Cue charisma.  “See if all those Disney movies are right about true love’s kissing being able to break any spell.”

Oh, and Raven, please don’t kill me.

“Come one inch closer, and I’ll break you.”

It’s official.  We’re doomed.

—The End—